TALES FROM THA ALLEY

NOW SIT BACK PULL UP A CARDBOARD BOX AND LISTEN TO OUR STORY ABOUT WHY THE PENIS SPITS OUT ITS LITTLE CHILDREN LIKE OLD FAITHFULL. IT ALL STARTED WITH A YOUNG STREET BUM NAMED McSKRUFFY MACBALZACK, HE USED TO WANDER THROUGH THE GHETTO EVERY THIRD THURSDAY WHEN THE MOON WOULD BECOME ALINE WITH YOUR ANUS AROUND 1 O'CLOCK IN THA MORN. AT THAT TYME HE WOULD MEET UP WITH A YEAST INFECTED CRACK SMOKIN STREET WHORE NAMED "BACK ALLEY SALLY" SANCHEZ AND HE AND SALLY SMOKE 17 POUNDS OF THE MOST DIRTAY ASS CRACK TRASH COULD BUY, AS THEY SMOKED THEY WOULD THEN FONDLE EACH OTHERS SCABIE SCABS AND CONTINUE TO POOF AWAY ON THAT DELIGHTFUL ASS CRACK SAYING,"THATSH NICE". AND TALK ABOUT THE OLD DAYS WHEN THEY WOULD SPRAY WHITE LITTLE CHILDREN OUTTA THERE POOP HOLE'S TILL THE BREACK OF DAWN AND SWIM IN THE PUDDLE'S THAT THEY MADE. BY DOING THIS THEY WERE GREATLY & HAPPILY PLAYIN WITH THERE CHILDREN SPRAYING THEM ALL OVER THE WALLS AND COLLECT ALL THERE WASTED YOUTH. TILL ONE DAY SALLY TOOK A FIRE HOSE AND UNEXPECTEDLY CRAMMED IT DOWN McSKRUFFY'S POOP SHOOT AND TURNED IT ON FULL BLAST MODE CAUSEN ALL HIS WHITE LITTLE CHILDREN TO SPRAY OUTTA THE PENIS AND THIS MADE McSKRUFFY VERY VERY HAPPY CAUSE HIS BUTT HOLE WOULD ALLWAYS ITCH AFTER SPRAYIN HIS KIDS OUTTA IT, SO THAT IS HOW THE LITTLE WHITE CHILDREN WHERE TO SPRAY OUTTA THA PENIS. SO THE NEXT TIME YOU SEE A SKRUFFY OLD BUM BE SURE TO THANK HIM FOR YOUR LITTLE WHITE CHILDREN SPRAYIN OUTTA YOUR PENIS!